Here is the full list of all 17 (the) Gnorp Apologue achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue
Coax successfully 20 times in a row
Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it
Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows
Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock
Have 3 unspent Zybellium
Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock
Have mountaineers collect the most
Acquire shards without having built the stash
Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points
This is your own fault.
Prestige for the first time
Reach your first compression event
Get your first gnorp
Have 100 slammers
Have 20 drones die at the same time
Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time