Here is the full list of all 47 Womb Room achievements.
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!
Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!
Die 100 times in Womb Room
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!
You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
Die 50 times in Womb Room
Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?
You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?
9/11 was an inside job.
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
Having a soul is overrated.
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
Live 9 lives in Womb Room
Live out a single life, then quit the game.
Experience death before being born.
Tastes delicious!
You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.
You’ve always looked good in red!
Just repent on your death bed!
It’s the hard knock life!
Everyone is sooo special!
Pills! Pills! Pills!
What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
At least you still have all those red sweaters!
Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
Die 10,000 times in Womb Room