Here is the full list of all 12 Vidiot Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Won at being a utensil.
Won at being a fungus.
Beat the game on Vidiot Mode.
Glitch saturation achieved.
Won at being a potato.
The pinnacle of musical instruments.
Mistakes were made.
Leave no loot left behind.
hel;p i am stuck in washeing mach,ine
Obtained bee powers.
But at what cost?
Took a break from the action.