Here is the full list of all 17 VODKA achievements.
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Destroy any gold enemy
Purchase any weapon upgrade in shop
Watch comics without skipping
Run the game
Complete first level
Complete all rounds in mini game
Complete 4 rounds in mini game
But you died
Complete 3 rounds in mini game
Make a poop in mini game
Skip comics
Complete 2 rounds in mini game
Complete first round in mini game
Destroy 100 enemies in one run