Here is the full list of all 49 ToeJam Earl: Back in the Groove achievements.
Play as each of the playable characters
Complete a fixed world game
Complete a game with a friend (local or online)
Open an unidentified Major Randomizer, Total Bummer, or Instant Demotion after level 20
Complete a random world game
Open the Total Bummer twice in one game
Uncover all the map tiles for 3 levels within one game
Collect all of the locked presents
Have at least 99 bucks
Successfully open 10 broken presents
Give a life to another player 3 times in one game
Make other player snap out of being in love by slapping them
Beat the 5th level in Rhythm Matching
Get a game over before level 3
Get to hot tub island
Catch Santa 3 times in one game
Pop a mole who has stolen one or more of your presents
Use The Boom Box 4 times in one game
Save yourself from burning up by jumping in water
Catch 5 elves in one game
Get hit by Cupid's arrow 5 times in one game
Open the Major Randomizer or Baby Randomizer 3 times in one game
Hi-Five another player 3 times in one game
Go for a ride in the Evil Elevator twice in one game
Visit a backer character
Make other player wake up by shouting at them
Open unidentified presents 15 times in one game
Eat every type of food in one game
Fall off levels 5 times in one game
Hide in sunflowers 4 times in a game when being chased by an Earthling
Collect a locked present
Play as both old Skool TJ and as Old Skool Earl in a single game (co-op)
Get to secret Funkotron Level via a secret doorway
Hit and leave through the very first exit in the HyperFunk Zone
Get all achievements in the game
Send an identified bad present to another player
Use Heal Friend Present on another player 10 times in one game
Have 10 broken presents blow up on you
Pop 8 or more Earthlings who are dancing at a boombox
Get killed by a Little Girl with a Teddy
Unlock all power hats
Complete hard mode
Complete the HyperFunk Zone
Pop at least one of every bad Earthling type in one game
Beat normal or hard mode without dying
Beat normal or hard mode without popping a single Earthling
Beat normal or hard world without opening a single present
Visit all backer characters
Reach the rank of FunkLord