Here is the full list of all 7 There is no game : Jam Edition 2015 achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You should be ashamed of yourself!
Break all the bricks before the program says "Goat."
Use the metal crate to bounce one of the letters from the title up and down 10 times in a row without letting it hit the ground.
I was expecting a word, you know, something that makes sense. But you think you’re smart.
You made the right choice.
While the speaker is moving around, press it within 3 seconds.