Here is the full list of all 7 There is no game : Jam Edition 2015 achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You made the right choice.
I was expecting a word, you know, something that makes sense. But you think you’re smart.
While the speaker is moving around, press it within 3 seconds.
Break all the bricks before the program says "Goat."
Use the metal crate to bounce one of the letters from the title up and down 10 times in a row without letting it hit the ground.
You should be ashamed of yourself!