Here is the full list of all 7 The Director's Disorder: Pilot Episode achievements.
"Annnnnnd the award goes to........Coal Westwood! Congratulations!"
"Half measures ain't gonna cut it, Coal. Try harder next time."
"I expected better from you, Coal."
"I'll just have to make do without you, Coal."
"C'mon Coal, you know you need ID if you're going to wander around the set."
"Did you really think they could save you?"
"Huh? Coal? Where are you going?"