Here is the full list of all 11 The Dark Room achievements.
Teacher’s Pet
... and it ain't pretty
Eye Test Failed
Over Before It Even Began
This walking simulator kicks
Gorillas in the fist
A confusing game, the only way to win is not to play
You found the good exit to Level One! But the definition of “good” may one day change.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Turns out your mother was right, Darren.
We know you don’t see, cockroach.