Here is the full list of all 11 The Dark Room achievements.
Teacher’s Pet
This walking simulator kicks
Gorillas in the fist
Over Before It Even Began
A confusing game, the only way to win is not to play
Eye Test Failed
... and it ain't pretty
You found the good exit to Level One! But the definition of “good” may one day change.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Turns out your mother was right, Darren.
We know you don’t see, cockroach.