Here is the full list of all 11 The Dark Room achievements.
A confusing game, the only way to win is not to play
Turns out your mother was right, Darren.
Teacher’s Pet
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Over Before It Even Began
This walking simulator kicks
Gorillas in the fist
Eye Test Failed
... and it ain't pretty
You found the good exit to Level One! But the definition of “good” may one day change.
We know you don’t see, cockroach.