Here is the full list of all 11 The Dark Room achievements.
Over Before It Even Began
Gorillas in the fist
... and it ain't pretty
Teacher’s Pet
This walking simulator kicks
A confusing game, the only way to win is not to play
Eye Test Failed
You found the good exit to Level One! But the definition of “good” may one day change.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Turns out your mother was right, Darren.
We know you don’t see, cockroach.