Here is the full list of all 11 The Dark Room achievements.
Teacher’s Pet
Omae wa mou shindeiru
... and it ain't pretty
Over Before It Even Began
This walking simulator kicks
Gorillas in the fist
A confusing game, the only way to win is not to play
Eye Test Failed
You found the good exit to Level One! But the definition of “good” may one day change.
Turns out your mother was right, Darren.
We know you don’t see, cockroach.