Here is the full list of all 11 The Dark Room achievements.
A confusing game, the only way to win is not to play
Eye Test Failed
This walking simulator kicks
... and it ain't pretty
Over Before It Even Began
Gorillas in the fist
Teacher’s Pet
You found the good exit to Level One! But the definition of “good” may one day change.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Turns out your mother was right, Darren.
We know you don’t see, cockroach.