Here is the full list of all 48 The Best BJ achievements.
Took The Easy Money.. Don't Care About Being a Bum!
I know she's cheating and got the cards stacked against me, so I reset my damn game! But who's angry?! ..Not me!
I want to... %$%&# this Eryka Cheater Face! I will RESET my game every time she cheats me!
I've RESET my damn game 25 times now, and she can go straight to hell! ..Uhh *cough* - No, I'm not mad at all! Grrr....
I'm the lowest of low. I'm the damnedest of damn. She's not cheatin' I know.. but I blow. (Game Reset 100x)
Ohhhh *moans* What A Great BJ It Was!
I May Not Be Rich, But I'm Happy Damn It!
First Time Splitting My Stuff!
I Mean Who Can Do This Whole 'BJ' Thang And Not Ever Bust?
Made A Tempting Choice To NOT Take The Easy Money!
I Can Now Buy 4 Good Sucks! ;-)
I Can Now Buy One Really Good F*ck!
I Can Now Buy A Really Cheap Toyota Truck!
I Can Now Buy A Year Of Good Luck!
I Can Now Buy A Really Nice Pickup Truck!
I Can Now Buy My Own Cool Trailer House, Shucks!
I Can Now Buy A Small House In Lubbock!
I Can Buy A House In Colorado That Doesn't Suck!
Holy Hell, I Am Now Rich As F*ck!
This Game Did What No Woman Has Ever Done Before!
I Think Love Is Looking For Me Today!
I'm Destined for Greatness.. When It Comes To This 'BJ' Thang!
Only Four Others Are As Good At Doing The 'BJ' As Me!
Nobody Does The 'BJ' As Well As Me Baybee!
They Say That Ace Means Luck.. I Must Be Lucky As F*ck!!
I Did Nothing Wrong I Say! ..Nothing At All! ..I'm Freakin' Innocent Yo!
God Lit My Ass Up 25 Times In A Single Game!
God Is Freakin' PISSED! I Didn't Do Shit Man! ..I'm Contacting The Better Religious Bureau!
It Takes One BADDDDDD Man To Piss Off God This Much!
Well dammit, now I'm in a bad, bad mood!
I'm the best damn thing this game has ever seen, end of story!
Well.. I think that this game can go straight to hell!
But I tend to believe that I'm actually quite delicious!
But I think whoever developed this game is a bastard ..Wee!
Call it what you want game, but that's just my style!
Yo, dev.. Re-do the code! This should NOT be permitted!
Well maybe I'd be a little bit nicer if I wasn't so indebted!
It takes a helluva dumbass to make this achievement! My momma is so proud!
..Too bad I've lost most of that money, lol!
It's hard. Such hard work to make such 'big' BJ moments!
"The more you do it, the better ya get!"
If only it was real money ya know?
"My BJ Game is pure gold baby!"
"If you want me to make ya holler, It's gonna cost ya more than a dollar!"
You'll be rolling in the mountains of virtual hundred dollar bills!
$500,000,000 baby! That's Five-Hundred-Milly!!
I set my karma to ZERO and give zero shits about it!
I maxed my karma out in a video game, this means I'm a great person right?