Here is the full list of all 12 The Baconing achievements.
Shield Bash 1000 Times.
Beat the game on Insane difficulty.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Find all 41 Outhouses.
Kill 2000 Enemies.
Perform a 10x attack chain.
Become a God.
Reach Level 20.
Become the Tournament Champion.
Reflect 100 Ranged Attacks.
Kill 100 Cyborques
Program a Replicator.