Here is the full list of all 12 The Baconing achievements.
Shield Bash 1000 Times.
Kill 2000 Enemies.
Beat the game on Insane difficulty.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Become a God.
Become the Tournament Champion.
Find all 41 Outhouses.
Perform a 10x attack chain.
Reach Level 20.
Reflect 100 Ranged Attacks.
Kill 100 Cyborques
Program a Replicator.