Here is the full list of all 12 The Baconing achievements.
Beat the game on Insane difficulty.
Kill 2000 Enemies.
Find all 41 Outhouses.
Become the Tournament Champion.
Shield Bash 1000 Times.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Reach Level 20.
Become a God.
Reflect 100 Ranged Attacks.
Kill 100 Cyborques
Program a Replicator.
Perform a 10x attack chain.