Here is the full list of all 12 The Baconing achievements.
Beat the game on Insane difficulty.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Kill 2000 Enemies.
Shield Bash 1000 Times.
Find all 41 Outhouses.
Become the Tournament Champion.
Become a God.
Reach Level 20.
Reflect 100 Ranged Attacks.
Kill 100 Cyborques
Perform a 10x attack chain.
Program a Replicator.