Here is the full list of all 28 Tea Party Simulator 2015 achievements.
Yes, well ... I'd call you a buffoon too if you poured hot water on me. Indeed!
You really aught to do something about that stabbing habit.
Activate the top hat.
Flip the bird, if the bird were a fancy bird.
Completed the first level.
Completed the second level.
Completed the third level.
Completed the fourth level.
Completed the final level.
Activate the fish!
Activate the turnip.
Activate the calm book.
Activate the aviators.
Use the dynamite.
Use a frag grenade to end your tea party.
Activate the monolith.
Witness the potato box flying through space-time.
Witness the Red Baron.
Activate the snake.
Activate the sunglasses.
Witness the zeppelin.
Make a tea within a tea, or something.
Get an 'S' rank in every level, in both Mode 1 and Mode 2.
Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 2 levels.
Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 1 levels.
Why would you shoot ted?! He's your best and only friend!
Let the chi flow through the spasticity of your hand.
This hand ain't goin' nowhere.