- Incroyable!
You've traveled far enough to walk to the top of the Eiffel Tower. If they let you, which they don't. They make you pay for an elevator.
- Cruising for a Bruising Altitude
You've traveled far enough to reach the average flying height of a passenger jet. Buckle up!
- Going Uptown
You've traveled far enough to walk the length of Manhattan. It's a nice day out, really.
- The Proclaimer
You've walked 500 miles. You will not walk 500 more. It's 2.6 million feet. Frankly, we're surprised you made it.
- Ricky Fail
We let a 10 year old play the game and he got to Floor 3 on his first try. So, nice work, Sport.
- Bag Nasty
You made yourself a blandwich. Enjoy. Yum.
- Copper Top
You've recharged 50 items, so you can keep on going, and going, and going...
- Mr. Fixit
You've repaired 20 pieces of your equipment. Nice work, soldier!
- Murder of Crows
You have killed 25 of your own species (Morrigi)
- Suul'ka Hunter
You have killed 25 of your own species (Liir)
- Warring Queens
You have killed 25 of your own species (Hiver)
- Killer Ape
You have killed 25 of your own species (Human)
- Caste War
You have killed 25 of your own species (Tarkas)
- Jaynus: Robot Hunter
You have destroyed 500 mecha class creatures.
- The Professor Ivo Award
You have crafted 1000 recipes (tech tables)
- The Keel Memorial Award
You have destroyed a Salemite
- Mysterious Universe
You have fought 5 of each Cryptid (Salemite, Hopkinite, Retriever, Sasquatch, Yeti, Psireberal)
- The Special Help Award
You have died ten times before reaching level 15. You look like you could use some help.
- Weapon Smith
You have crafted 100 weapons
- Lord of War
You have crafted 100 Ay-kays
- Who Ya Gonna Call?
You have defeated 50 Specters. Was it just a mist or did they have arms and legs?
- The Kraven Award
You have killed 10,000 creatures. Maybe you were the monster... ALL ALONG!
- Get To Dah Choppah
You have killed 50 invisible enemies
- The Zatoichi Award
You have killed 50 enemies while blind
- The Romero Award
You have killed 100 zombie creatures
- The EQ Memorial Award
You have killed 500 rats.
- Striker Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Easy!
- Striker Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Normal!
- Striker Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Hard!
- Glamorous
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Insane!
- Seriously, Striker?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker, Seriously!
- Warrior Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Easy!
- Warrior Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Normal!
- Warrior Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Hard!
- For The Queen!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Insane!
- Seriously, Warrior?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior, Seriously!
- Seeker Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Easy!
- Seeker Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Normal!
- Seeker Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Hard!
- For The Elders!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Insane!
- Seriously, Seeker?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker, Seriously!
- Holy S**t
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all eight character classes on Insane. Go home. Your intervention is waiting.
- GUNNAAAAAAY!
Ah helped ya this once, Bullet Magnet. Now... can you do it by yourself?
- Psi Recruit
You completed the updated tutorial! Don't forget, manual has lots of helpful information.
- Eat Fresh!
You've made 25 Hero SotSwiches. That's good eatin'!
- Master Chef
Hallo! How are you? You made yourself some chow while wearing full battle armor!
- Chef
You have whipped up 5 different food items! Scrumptious!
- Quintus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 5, Seriously!
- Decimus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 10, Seriously!
- Quindecimus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 15, Seriously!
- Vicensimus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 20, Seriously!
- Quinque et Vicensimus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 25, Seriously!
- Tricensimus Gravis
You've survived to Floor 30, Seriously!
- Psion Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Easy!
- Psion Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Normal!
- Psion Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Hard!
- PsyOps
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Insane!
- Seriously, Psion?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion, Seriously!
- Ranger Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Easy!
- Ranger Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Normal!
- Ranger Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Hard!
- Lead The Way
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Insane!
- Seriously, Ranger?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger, Seriously!
- Seriously, Scout?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout, Seriously!
- Seriously, Marine?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine, Seriously!
- Seriously, Engineer?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer, Seriously!
- MindGames or MindFreak?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the five character classes from The Pit and MindGames on Seriously!
- Quinque et Tricensimus Gravis
You've survived to Floor 35, Seriously!
- Quadragesimus Gravis
You've survived to Floor 40, Seriously!
- Epic meal time!!!
You wrapped a SotSwich in bacon. Who thinks like that? YOU DO! That's why you're awesome!
- Hippy-dippy whatever, maaaan.
You made up 10 batches of trail mix. You like quinoa, don't you? Oh yeah, you totally do.
- The Reveen Award
You have acquired, in one game or another, all of the Psi powers!
- The Kreskin Award
You have acquired, in a single game, all of the Psi powers!
- Quinque et Tricensimus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 35 on Easy.
- Quinque et Tricensimus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 35 on Normal.
- Quinque et Tricensimus Durus
You've survived past Floor 35 on Hard.
- Quinque et Tricensimus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 35 on Insane!
- Quadragesimus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 40 on Easy.
- Quadragesimus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 40 on Normal.
- Quadragesimus Durus
You've survived past Floor 40 on Hard.
- Quadragesimus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 40 on Insane!
- The Chef Bourdain Award
You have crafted 1000 recipes (cookers)
- Good Samaritan
You have freed 50 prisoners
- Claustrophobia
You have completed the game in Quick mode
- Golf Clap
You have completed the game in Fast mode
- Chestburster
You have consumed 50 Bacon SotSwiches. Seek medical help.
- Seriously, Gang?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Insane! Geez! (pit classes)
- Beware of the blob!
Ah man, what'd you do? Now you're a protean blob. Hopefully you'll find another Transmogrifier.