Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
Steven killed a CEO Mike
I made $0.01
Damn furries.
I swear I'm straight
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Why would you Overlay me?!?
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
I guess I'm Mike now...
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
Trying to get through the game faster?
You've been tricked
Did you say for Free?
I don't need no Steam sales!