Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
I bet it's an asset flip
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
I swear I'm straight
I guess I'm Mike now...
You've been tricked
I made $0.01
Steven killed a CEO Mike
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Did you say for Free?
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Damn furries.
Why would you Overlay me?!?
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
Tryna destroy the game
Hey! That's not what I typed!
Trying to get through the game faster?
I don't need no Steam sales!