Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Why would you Overlay me?!?
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I made $0.01
I swear I'm straight
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
I guess I'm Mike now...
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
Trying to get through the game faster?
You've been tricked
Did you say for Free?
I don't need no Steam sales!