Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Why would you Overlay me?!?
I bet it's an asset flip
I guess I'm Mike now...
Trying to get through the game faster?
You've been tricked
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Steven killed a CEO Mike
I made $0.01
Damn furries.
I swear I'm straight
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
Tryna destroy the game
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
I don't need no Steam sales!
Did you say for Free?