Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
I made $0.01
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I swear I'm straight
Why would you Overlay me?!?
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
I guess I'm Mike now...
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
You've been tricked
Did you say for Free?
Trying to get through the game faster?
I don't need no Steam sales!