Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
I made $0.01
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
I guess I'm Mike now...
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I swear I'm straight
Why would you Overlay me?!?
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
Trying to get through the game faster?
You've been tricked
I don't need no Steam sales!
Did you say for Free?
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!