Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Why would you Overlay me?!?
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
I guess I'm Mike now...
Did you say for Free?
I made $0.01
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I swear I'm straight
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
Trying to get through the game faster?
You've been tricked
I don't need no Steam sales!
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!