Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Why would you Overlay me?!?
I made $0.01
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I swear I'm straight
I guess I'm Mike now...
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
Trying to get through the game faster?
You've been tricked
Did you say for Free?
I don't need no Steam sales!