Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
I bet it's an asset flip
I guess I'm Mike now...
Trying to get through the game faster?
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I made $0.01
I swear I'm straight
Why would you Overlay me?!?
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
Tryna destroy the game
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
You've been tricked
I don't need no Steam sales!
Did you say for Free?