Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Why would you Overlay me?!?
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I made $0.01
I swear I'm straight
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
I guess I'm Mike now...
You've been tricked
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
Trying to get through the game faster?
Did you say for Free?
I don't need no Steam sales!