Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
I made $0.01
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I swear I'm straight
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Why would you Overlay me?!?
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
Trying to get through the game faster?
You've been tricked
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
I guess I'm Mike now...
I don't need no Steam sales!
Did you say for Free?