Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Why would you Overlay me?!?
I guess I'm Mike now...
Trying to get through the game faster?
You've been tricked
Did you say for Free?
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I made $0.01
I swear I'm straight
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
I bet it's an asset flip
Tryna destroy the game
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
I don't need no Steam sales!
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
Hey! That's not what I typed!