Here is the full list of all 18 Starting The Game achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Why would you Overlay me?!?
I bet it's an asset flip
Surprisingly, someone clicked this.
What knife is it gonna be? OH GOD NO PLEASE
Steven killed a CEO Mike
Damn furries.
I made $0.01
I swear I'm straight
It took me over 22 seconds to connect an USB drive.
Boo! It's not hand drawn!
Tryna destroy the game
You've been tricked
Did you say for Free?
I guess I'm Mike now...
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
Hey! That's not what I typed!
Trying to get through the game faster?
I don't need no Steam sales!