Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Help a student flush his toots.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Retry a fight and win.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Win 100 battles.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Reach level 11.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Play an episode twice.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Reach level 5.
Win 10 battles.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Max out your multiplier.
Try all three charging methods.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win an arena battle.
Use the decoder ring.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.