Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Play an episode twice.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Win 100 battles.
Use the decoder ring.
Win an arena battle.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Defeat Super Computah.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Reach level 11.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Help a student flush his toots.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Win 10 battles.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Reach level 5.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Max out your multiplier.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Try all three charging methods.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Retry a fight and win.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.