Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Win an arena battle.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Try all three charging methods.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Retry a fight and win.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Reach level 11.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Help a student flush his toots.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Reach level 5.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Win 10 battles.
Win 100 battles.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Max out your multiplier.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Play an episode twice.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Use the decoder ring.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.