Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Reach level 21.
Win 1000 battles.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Use the decoder ring.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Win 500 battles.
Max out your multiplier.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Play an episode twice.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Reach level 11.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Win 100 battles.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Help a student flush his toots.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Reach level 5.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Win 10 battles.
Retry a fight and win.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Try all three charging methods.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win an arena battle.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.