Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Reach level 50.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Win an impossible battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Crane kick Billy.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Reach level 21.
Die 100 times.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Use the decoder ring.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Win an arena battle.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Win 100 battles.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Defeat Super Computah.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Reach level 11.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Help a student flush his toots.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Play an episode twice.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Max out your multiplier.
Try all three charging methods.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Reach level 5.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 10 battles.
Retry a fight and win.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.