Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Win 100 battles.
Use the decoder ring.
Crane kick Billy.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Play an episode twice.
Max out your multiplier.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Reach level 11.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Help a student flush his toots.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Retry a fight and win.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Reach level 5.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Win 10 battles.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Try all three charging methods.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Defeat Super Computah.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win an arena battle.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.