Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Reach level 21.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Win 1000 battles.
Win an arena battle.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Win 500 battles.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Reach level 11.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Play an episode twice.
Win 100 battles.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Help a student flush his toots.
Try all three charging methods.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Reach level 5.
Retry a fight and win.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Win 10 battles.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Max out your multiplier.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Eat 1,000 food items.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Use the decoder ring.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Wear your sunglasses at night.