Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Win an arena battle.
Play an episode twice.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Win 100 battles.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Use the decoder ring.
Crane kick Billy.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Reach level 11.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Help a student flush his toots.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Max out your multiplier.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Reach level 5.
Win 10 battles.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Retry a fight and win.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Try all three charging methods.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Defeat Super Computah.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.