Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Play an episode twice.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Win 100 battles.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Win an arena battle.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Use the decoder ring.
Crane kick Billy.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Reach level 11.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Help a student flush his toots.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Try all three charging methods.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Reach level 5.
Win 10 battles.
Max out your multiplier.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Retry a fight and win.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Defeat Super Computah.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.