Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Reach level 50.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win 5000 battles.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Win 1000 battles.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Crane kick Billy.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Win an impossible battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Die 100 times.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Win 500 battles.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Win an arena battle.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Reach level 21.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Use the decoder ring.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Win 100 battles.
Defeat Super Computah.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Max out your multiplier.
Reach level 11.
Play an episode twice.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Retry a fight and win.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Help a student flush his toots.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Reach level 5.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Try all three charging methods.
Win 10 battles.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.