Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Try all three charging methods.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Max out your multiplier.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Reach level 5.
Retry a fight and win.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Win 10 battles.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 100 battles.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 11.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Help a student flush his toots.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Play an episode twice.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Defeat Super Computah.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win an arena battle.
Use the decoder ring.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.