Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Reach level 50.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Die 100 times.
Win an impossible battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Win 5000 battles.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Reach level 21.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Crane kick Billy.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Play an episode twice.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Win 100 battles.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Use the decoder ring.
Win an arena battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Reach level 11.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Max out your multiplier.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Help a student flush his toots.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Retry a fight and win.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Reach level 5.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Win 10 battles.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Try all three charging methods.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.