Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Crane kick Billy.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Win an impossible battle.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Win 5000 battles.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Die 100 times.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Play an episode twice.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Reach level 21.
Win 1000 battles.
Win an arena battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Win 500 battles.
Use the decoder ring.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Reach level 11.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Win 100 battles.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Help a student flush his toots.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Reach level 5.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Try all three charging methods.
Win 10 battles.
Retry a fight and win.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Max out your multiplier.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Reach level 50.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Defeat Evil Marty.