Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Win an arena battle.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Crane kick Billy.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Die 100 times.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Use the decoder ring.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Win 10 battles.
Win 100 battles.
Reach level 5.
Reach level 11.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Max out your multiplier.
Retry a fight and win.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Help a student flush his toots.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Try all three charging methods.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Play an episode twice.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Reach level 50.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Win an impossible battle.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.