Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Better me than you
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Best friends no more
I have no life
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Meet the maker
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Operation Desert Shield
You cheated... shame on you
Best friends forever
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Downloaded the hottest game in town