Here is the full list of all 29 SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements.
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
Gone too deep
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Let him go. Let him go
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
Best friends no more
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Downloaded the hottest game in town
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
I have no life
You cheated... shame on you
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
Operation Desert Shield
Meet the maker
Better me than you
Best friends forever